Lemons

When life gives you lemonade, don't make lemonade. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. Get MAD. I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life rue the day that it thought it could give ROMAN LOPEZ lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down........WITH THE LEMONS! I'm Gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!