Monday, June 13, 2011


When life gives you lemonade, don't make lemonade. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. Get MAD. I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life rue the day that it thought it could give ROMAN LOPEZ lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down........WITH THE LEMONS! I'm Gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I want this to be my future dog. Yes, this is a dog that looks like Chewbacca.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

I might become a hermit someday.

I have days where I just don't want to do anything, or really talk to anyone. Sometimes it is people that set off these feelings, or something that is stressing me out, but sometimes I like the alone feeling. I know that sounds apathetic or even depressing, but I just go through those days where all I want to do is run, drive, or listen to music for extended periods. *(Running while listening to music for extended periods is extremely awesome. I don't take a phone wallet etc. All I think about is myself, and not about what worries me.) I have my own ways to relax, and I know how to cut loose like everyone else, but I really like being alone sometimes. It is nice not have to a million things going on at once, or to be glued to your phone constantly. I am a gamer as well, and sometimes it's nice to even take a break from destroying zombies, and saving princesses. I do like to have the computer by me though, but it's only to look at internet memes and stumble upon.
That would be me if I was a stormtrooper on my day off. Please forgive me if I act a little strange.

Friday, April 29, 2011


Now that I have a new truck, it makes me feel as if I have become part of a new club. I need to start designing my truck in the style that everyone is accustomed to seeing here in the south. *(Side note) If you have ever been to the South, then you know that truck owners like to express their opinions out in the open. I was thinking something like this:

Or maybe I will have the eagle bursting through flames, and then through the American flag. What about those nutsacks that hang off of trucks? My family suggested a nice dream catcher would be good too. Or what about a huge picture of a giant rottweiler? Or that little guy peeing on something? I would have him pee on the Windows symbol, because I am Mac. Stay tuned and we will see.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Driving again and Mortal Kombat

I recently started driving again, and it feels amazing; I forgot how great it feels to have a car and drive. The new Mortal Kombat (Video game) has also come out around the same time, and I have really enjoyed eviscerating new enemies in a new/familiar way. Both these things are great, and are connected because I wanted to Johnny Cage shadow kick someone in the face for almost hitting my new car.
P.S  I don't really stress about that much stuff, but now that I have a new car it feels like I have a child and I have to look out for it constantly. I really would shadow kick someone in the face if something happened to my car. Look at that picture of Johnny Cage; he has a tattoo of his name on his chest. That is amazing.